I Know Right

Anonymous asked: It's TMI Tuesday so I can legitimately ask this. If there is a person you know irl that you are attracted to, tell us about them.

As of late, I’ve actually had someone take me by total surprise and sweep me majestically off my high horse. I’d say the usual cliche things about how she’s intelligent and pretty and way too good for me, but I won’t because I’m a total dweeb (and she doesn’t have much of a chance for social-status salvation either COUGH).

Unfortunately I’m a Trojan and she’s a Bruin.

Our love can never be.