I Know Right

Anonymous asked: how did you and loonytwin become friends?

We’re actually related! We didn’t find out until we went to summer camp though, and we got along really well (and even found out we both like to dip our Oreos in peanut butter). She also pierced my ears with a hot nail.

Turns out we have the same parents, but they’re divorced, so we’re going to try and get them back together again by switching places and hoping they don’t notice. Once they realize that we’re actually different people, they’ll have to meet up and have sex and fall in love again because that’s what grown ups do, right?

Wait…